AUSTIN, TX — This weekend, second-year Mechanical Engineering major Diem Vee posted multiple photo dumps of himself trackside at the 2025 United States Grand Prix despite having failed his driver’s test five times. “People complained Piastri’s turn 1 incident yesterday was because he didn’t brake properly, and I know braking is when you press the right pedal. Or the middle one. How many pedals are in a car?” asked Vee, who claims his electric scooter is “just as fast” as the Mercedes W11. “Did you see Leclerc’s overtake on Russell during the Dutch Grand Prix? When I tried overtaking the car in front of me during my license test, I rear ended it and the examiner snapped my permit in half.” At press time, Vee was seen standing around while his only friend with a car fixed a flat tire, despite loudly complaining about McLaren’s slow pit stops.
