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Student Voices

Excited Freshman Loves Learning But At His Own Pace

October 29, 2017 Saniya Anand 0

WESTWOOD – In a conversation with the classmate closest to him in his Sociology 1 discussion, pre-economics major and first-year freshman Steven Coleman revealed that […]

I Never Fucking Agreed To This

May 21, 2017 Powell Cat 0

Get the fuck away from me. I’m a cat. A black cat. Humans aren’t supposed to get near us, let alone fucking touch us. I […]

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Op-Ed: I Could Be Instagram Famous If I Tried

May 21, 2017 Designated Ugly Fat Friend 0

My friends tell me I’m the “Roseanne” of the friend group. They say it’s because of my sense of humor, but I know it’s really […]

Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation/Counterpoint: USAC Kind Of Sounds Like Ballsack

May 13, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

  Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation By: Janice Miller The Undergraduate Student Association Council serves UCLA through creating programs and passing […]

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Point: BU is Stinky/Counterpoint: All the Independents Have Cooties

April 30, 2017 Jessica Waite 0

Point: BU is Stinky  by Ashley Jacobson (Independent) Bruins United is stinky! I mean, look at those guys! They all share the same values and […]

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Op-Ed: I Went to the Career Fair and All I Got Was This Sunburn

April 24, 2017 Samantha Waters 0

Ah, the career fair. Such fun! Such wonder!   Like many other students, I woke up early, got dressed up in a business casual sleeveless […]

Op-ed: Everyone Wants To Dance For Pediatric AIDS But No One Wants To Help Me Kill My Doppelganger

April 2, 2016 Eric Matthews 0

When I heard about Dance Marathon my first year at UCLA, I was absolutely thrilled. Thousands of people getting together in silly outfits raising money […]

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POINT: We Need Smaller Class Sizes / COUNTERPOINT: I LIKE YELLING

February 14, 2016 Jessica Waite 0

Point Smaller Class Sizes Will Promote Better Learning By: Tamara Chang, 4th year English and Chemistry double major At UCLA, classes are just too large. […]

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Op-Ed: That Bucket Hat Looks Really Amazing On You

February 14, 2016 Elizabeth Eumeo 0

That bucket hat looks really amazing on you. And the little string you use to fasten it around your neck—what is that called, the neck […]

POINT: You’re All Scientists! / COUNTERPOINT: Don’t Fucking Lie To These People

March 22, 2015 Jessica Waite 0

Point You’re All Scientists! By: Professor Deborah DeBousse, UCLA Biology Come on now, class. Think back about your past few days. What did you notice? […]

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  • Joe Bruin Bulks Up, Grows Beard For Pride Month

    WESTWOOD — After undergoing twink death at the age of 99, beloved UCLA mascot Joe Bruin has now transformed into the bear he was meant […]

  • Top 5 UCLA Study Spots If You Don’t Need Outlets, Wifi, Tables or Chairs

    1. Tongva Steps Nothing says “studious” like sitting on a wet, inclined plane surrounded by the sights, sounds, and smells of the vibrant UCLA slackline […]

  • Top Four Ways To Come Out To Your Family So They Can’t Say No

    Coming out to your family can be difficult. From telling your uncle you’re bicurious to letting your little sister know you’re transgender, you never quite […]

  • “How Will This Affect Saffron And Rose?” Asks Guy Trying To Form Opinion On Iran War

    WESTWOOD — After hearing about America’s bombing of Iran, one man still could not pick a side to support until knowing the fate of local […]

  • Scientists Discover Why Old People Smell Like That

    WESTWOOD — A groundbreaking discovery was made at the UCLA Geriatric Research and Medical Association (GRAMA) this Tuesday, after an extensive study that involved locking […]

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