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Articles by Jennifer Harbeck

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About Jennifer Harbeck
Editor-in-Chief 2018-2019. I use a lot of hyphens and dashes.

Capitol Hill Intern Excited To Finally “Call The Shots”

August 26, 2019 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WESTWOOD — In a frank conversation last Tuesday during his lower-division PS40 discussion section, second-year political science major Jake O’Brien admitted he was looking forward […]

Ally Would Totally Date Girls If Like, Into That

July 1, 2018 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WESTWOOD — Reports confirm this past Tuesday, Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender (L.G.B.T.) ally Jillian Smith claimed she would totally date girls if she was like, […]

Ex-Boyfriend Just Checking In

November 28, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WESTWOOD — Settling any rumors that either party still harbors feelings post-breakup, your ex-boyfriend is “just checking in” to let you know he has definitely […]

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Trump Accidentally Fires Self 200 Days In

July 31, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WASHINTON, DC — Donald Trump, current President of the United States, accidentally fired himself on Monday, 200 days into his term, sources say. “In the […]

Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation/Counterpoint: USAC Kind Of Sounds Like Ballsack

May 13, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

  Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation By: Janice Miller The Undergraduate Student Association Council serves UCLA through creating programs and passing […]

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Julian Assange Gets A Timeout

October 21, 2016 Jennifer Harbeck 0

LONDON—During this week’s U.S. Presidential Debate, Julian Assange, WikiLeaks editor-in-chief, was put on time out. “Assange has been a very naughty naughty boy these past […]

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Frat Boy Fears Commitment On Valentine’s Day Too

February 14, 2016 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WESTWOOD—Waking up next to yet another drunken hookup, third-year frat brother Tanner McCormick confessed to reporters he was not interested in pursuing a long term […]

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