Op-Ed: No One Suffered Like My Ethnic Group
My ethnic group came to this country from a poorer one than yours. I don’t care where you came from; my ancestral country was poorer. […]
Opinion
Op-Ed: So Help Me God, There Will be A Canyon In Sunset Canyon Recreation Center By The Time I Graduate
UCLA has a serious problem with misleading its students. It starts when you get all those pamphlets and brochures in the mail before you even […]
Op-Ed: Wonder Woman Should Smile More
When I first heard that DC was making a Wonder Woman movie, I was skeptical. Some of the best super heroes are men, and […]
I Never Fucking Agreed To This
Get the fuck away from me. I’m a cat. A black cat. Humans aren’t supposed to get near us, let alone fucking touch us. I […]
Op-Ed: I Could Be Instagram Famous If I Tried
My friends tell me I’m the “Roseanne” of the friend group. They say it’s because of my sense of humor, but I know it’s really […]
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering / Counterpoint: Exactly
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering By: Alexander Levinson I have had enough. I am so sick and tired of these lazy, entitled north […]
Point: It’s Cute How We Keep Making Eye Contact! / Counterpoint: Stop Looking At Me, You Fucking Creep
Point: It’s Cute How We Keep Making Eye Contact! By: Ashley Davis Hey! I definitely keep noticing you looking over here in lecture, you’re not […]
Op-Ed: If You Want To See My Weird Feet, You Have To Earn My Weird Feet
This one goes out to all the undeserving folks who ask to see my feet before they see my personality. You know who you are. […]
Op-Ed: Leaking Classified Information Is Only A Big Deal If It’s Emails
What’s all this outcry about me leaking classified info to the Russians? Believe me, I know a lot of people and none of them are […]
Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation/Counterpoint: USAC Kind Of Sounds Like Ballsack
Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation By: Janice Miller The Undergraduate Student Association Council serves UCLA through creating programs and passing […]