Edgy Kid In Philosophy Discussion Insists On Giving Genocidal Rhetoric “A Chance”
WESTWOOD — Starting off the new academic year strong, edgy third-year Jacob Shaw explained to his discussion section why they should all give the genocidal […]
Opinion
Excited Freshman Loves Learning But At His Own Pace
WESTWOOD – In a conversation with the classmate closest to him in his Sociology 1 discussion, pre-economics major and first-year freshman Steven Coleman revealed that […]
Wait, Did Area Man Just Ask Me Out?
WESTWOOD — Sources are unsure whether area man Eric, just asked me out. We’ve had dinner together multiple times so I didn’t think it was […]
Op-Ed: No One Suffered Like My Ethnic Group
My ethnic group came to this country from a poorer one than yours. I don’t care where you came from; my ancestral country was poorer. […]
Op-Ed: So Help Me God, There Will be A Canyon In Sunset Canyon Recreation Center By The Time I Graduate
UCLA has a serious problem with misleading its students. It starts when you get all those pamphlets and brochures in the mail before you even […]
Op-Ed: Wonder Woman Should Smile More
When I first heard that DC was making a Wonder Woman movie, I was skeptical. Some of the best super heroes are men, and […]
I Never Fucking Agreed To This
Get the fuck away from me. I’m a cat. A black cat. Humans aren’t supposed to get near us, let alone fucking touch us. I […]
Op-Ed: I Could Be Instagram Famous If I Tried
My friends tell me I’m the “Roseanne” of the friend group. They say it’s because of my sense of humor, but I know it’s really […]
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering / Counterpoint: Exactly
Point: North Campus Majors Don’t Understand Suffering By: Alexander Levinson I have had enough. I am so sick and tired of these lazy, entitled north […]
Point: It’s Cute How We Keep Making Eye Contact! / Counterpoint: Stop Looking At Me, You Fucking Creep
Point: It’s Cute How We Keep Making Eye Contact! By: Ashley Davis Hey! I definitely keep noticing you looking over here in lecture, you’re not […]