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Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation/Counterpoint: USAC Kind Of Sounds Like Ballsack

May 13, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

  Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation By: Janice Miller The Undergraduate Student Association Council serves UCLA through creating programs and passing […]

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Op-Ed: I Don’t See Color, I Have a Serious Disability

May 1, 2017 Timothy Ang 0

It’s been all over the news lately – #BlackLivesMatter, #BlueLivesMatter, #WhiteLivesMatterToo. People are arguing left and right that they don’t see color, or that color […]

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Point: BU is Stinky/Counterpoint: All the Independents Have Cooties

April 30, 2017 Jessica Waite 0

Point: BU is Stinky  by Ashley Jacobson (Independent) Bruins United is stinky! I mean, look at those guys! They all share the same values and […]

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Op-Ed: Cynthia, We’re Done, Please Drop 14C So I Don’t Have To

April 30, 2017 Cathy Guizar 0

Cynthia, we’re done. I’m sorry. I’m really really sorry we broke up, but we had to. It really wasn’t working out. We’ve sorted our stuff […]

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Op-Ed: I Went to the Career Fair and All I Got Was This Sunburn

April 24, 2017 Samantha Waters 0

Ah, the career fair. Such fun! Such wonder!   Like many other students, I woke up early, got dressed up in a business casual sleeveless […]

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Op-Ed: So Pedophilia Is The Line?

February 20, 2017 Milo Yiannopoulos 0

As the world’s most dangerous faggot™ I, Milo Yiannopoulos, have always strived to present the true and disturbing facts about the cancerous spread of third […]

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Op-Ed: Liberals, Stop Calling Your Fake News “Satire”

February 12, 2017 Concerned Conservative 0

With all the fake news circulating social media the past few months, some would say the blurred lines of fact and fiction have felt like […]

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POINT: We Need To Save Vine / COUNTERPOINT: If Anyone Cared About Vines, Our Rainforests Wouldn’t Be Disappearing

November 13, 2016 Hannah Page 0

Point We Need To Save Vine By: Rebecca McKinley We need to save Vine. That’s really all there is to it. These hilarious six-second videos […]

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Op-Ed: Being Called A Whore On Bruinwalk Led Me To God

November 7, 2016 Former Yoga Pants Wearer 0

Every sinner has a chance to repent. I was a sinner, and I didn’t even know it. I lived every day of my life thinking […]

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Submission: The Westwood Enabler Should Avoid Writing Biased Articles on Bruin Republicans

October 28, 2016 Bruin Republicans Board 0

As UCLA students, we look to the Westwood Enabler when we’re bored in class or sitting on the toilet. Unfortunately, it is now more evident […]

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  • Vampire Draws Line At Period Sex

    WESTWOOD — Local bloodsucker and thousandth-year religion student Vlad Cullen was seen insisting to his suitors he was down for almost anything in the bedroom, […]

  • Companies Are Desperate For Spring Interns: Just Not You, Specifically

    WESTWOOD — Companies are searching far and wide for driven UCLA students to help out over the spring, just not you. Yeah, you. Reading this […]

  • De Neve Oyster Night Ends As Expected

    WESTWOOD — Last Tuesday night, what was supposed to be a celebratory evening with unlimited raw bivalves at the least refined dining hall ended in […]

  • See You Later, Boy: Skater Boys Replaced By “Scooter Boys”

    WESTWOOD — Folks all across campus have been saying “see you later, boy” to the skater boy, and hello to the scooter boy, who has […]

  • Math Professor Doesn’t Know That Half Of Ten Weeks Is Five Weeks

    WESTWOOD — This week, local math professor Dr. Ivil has come under fire after scheduling a midterm for Week 4, a week that is definitively […]

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