RANCHO MURIETA — A local pizza delivery boy faced a shock last night when he delivered to a scantily-clad woman who didn’t have the funds to pay for it. “She asked if I ‘needed box’ for my ‘extra-large sausage’,’” said Peppe Roni, who was holding onto a steaming, piping hot box. “I told her that I’d ask my manager if she could pay another way but she was real insistent about it, saying she ‘needed her crust stuffed.’ I told her I couldn’t stuff the crust out of store due to food safety risks but she said that she ‘didn’t need any protection.’ When I told her that could give her salmonella, she just slammed the door in my face.” At press time, Mr. Roni quit his job and started training to become a plumber.