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Andre To Perform At Coachella

April 22, 2022 Angel Coronado 0

INDIO, CA — In an unprecedented announcement, Andre has announced via his Instagram page (@larger_thanlife_3) that he will be performing at the Coachella Valley Music […]

Generous Airline Passenger Offers Half Of Armrest In Exchange For Six Hours Of Touching

April 18, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

LAX — Move over, “Miracle on 34th Street,” today there was a miracle in the 34th row: airline passenger and local hero Walt Jones offered […]

Suave Announces 5-in-1 Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash, Lube, And Meal Replacement

March 21, 2022 Brandon Wang 0

CHICAGO — Responding to investor pressures to expand its customer base, Suave announced Thursday a new 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, personal lubricant, and meal […]

Westwood Neighborhood Council Votes To Add More Vacant Pits

February 18, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — Citing an uncharacteristic lack of gaping holes in the ground, the Westwood Neighborhood Council voted Friday to add more vacant pits to the […]

StockX Now Selling Insulin

February 7, 2022 Milo Ellison 0

DETROIT — The popular reselling website StockX has now added insulin to its vast catalog in what internet scalpers are calling the “sugar rush.” “My […]

Westwood Celebrates Lunar New Year by Adding 24th New Boba Shop

February 5, 2022 Hanna Barlow 0

WESTWOOD — As a celebration of the Lunar New Year, the Westwood Neighborhood Council has approved the addition of a 24th new boba shop in […]

Student Using Zoom Raise Hand Function “Just Stretching”

January 27, 2022 Amariyah Lane-Volz 0

LOS ANGELES — Second-year Communications major Aiden Malone clarified today that his use of the “raise hand” function on zoom was just his stretching. “If […]

2,022 Things To Look Forward To In 2022

January 7, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

2021 has wrapped up and we are now in a new year. Change can be scary, so here is a list of 2,022 things that […]

Report: Use Of Word “Unprecedented” Spiking

January 5, 2022 Milo Ellison 0

SEATTLE — As the Omicron variant ravages through the country, top language researchers have noticed a second surge of the word “unprecedented.” “It’s as if […]

Report: Jackhammers In Westwood Only Work Between 4 A.M. And 8 A.M.

December 16, 2021 Arman 0

WESTWOOD — A new study from the Los Angeles Public Works Department found that jackhammers in the Westwood neighborhood can only operate in the wee […]

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