UCLA Taskforce Taskforce Tasked With Enforcing Taskforce Tasks

WESTWOOD — In a fairly precedented move, UCLA’s Department of Redundancy recently announced the formation of a Taskforce Taskforce, which will be tasked with enforcing tasks within the university’s already numerous taskforces. “This is a completely necessary move, just don’t think about it for too long,” read a statement from UCLA Executive Vice-Provost of Departmental Proclamations Lance Shambly. “With the recent influx of taskforces in the previous months, we’ve had no choice but to assign each one their own supervisory taskforce in order to enhance efficiency and amplify synergy. In fact, by 2025 we expect each student to be assigned their own personal taskforce.” On an unrelated note, UCLA will no longer be funding custodial services, citing unavoidable budget cuts.

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.