WESTWOOD — In a fairly precedented move, UCLA’s Department of Redundancy recently announced the formation of a Taskforce Taskforce, which will be tasked with enforcing tasks within the university’s already numerous taskforces. “This is a completely necessary move, just don’t think about it for too long,” read a statement from UCLA Executive Vice-Provost of Departmental Proclamations Lance Shambly. “With the recent influx of taskforces in the previous months, we’ve had no choice but to assign each one their own supervisory taskforce in order to enhance efficiency and amplify synergy. In fact, by 2025 we expect each student to be assigned their own personal taskforce.” On an unrelated note, UCLA will no longer be funding custodial services, citing unavoidable budget cuts.
