Trump Denies Collusion, Claims To Be Ukrainian President

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump appears to be firing back after being thoroughly criticized for his conversation with Volodymyr Zelensky, the Ukrainian president. “Witch Hunt! How could I attempt to collude with the President of Ukraine when I AM THE PRESIDENT OF UKRAINE,” said Trump in an official tweet Tuesday. “This is just like when the Do-Nothing-Democrats accused me of having an affair with ‘Stormy Daniels,’ which was CLEARLY a Nickname for First Lady Melania Trump. Despicable! How could I have an Affair with My Wife!” A spokesperson for President Trump’s reelection campaign stated that official “Make Ukraine Great Again” merchandise is available for purchase on the campaign website.

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Born and raised in San Francisco, Alex Lewis is one of the few remaining practitioners of the art of dueling, a method of resolving conflict practiced from the 15th to 20th century in Western societies. Since the Civil War, all U.S. states have criminalized dueling, with punishments ranging from not being allowed to run for public office to the death penalty.