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Valentine’s Day

Cupid To Upgrade To Rocket Launcher, Quote: “Gotta Get Those Numbers Up”

February 14, 2023 Elena Whitlock 0

THE AIR — Love is in it, folks. And this Valentine’s Day, Cupid’s got a little something special up his diaper. “Lockheed Martin’s newest Hydrogen […]

Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas For Your Boyfriend

February 13, 2023 Ella Cash 0

Uh oh! Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and you haven’t gotten a gift for that special guy in your life! Are you sick […]

5 Organs To Steal From Your Significant Other Other Than Their Heart

February 15, 2022 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

Strapped for cash for the best Valentine’s Day gift? Already donated all the blood you can to the blood and platelet center? Not to fret– […]

Aww! Man Celebrates Valentine’s Day by Making Love to Capitalism

February 13, 2019 Sam Mallari 0

Johnny Richardson, a 21-year-old Westwood resident, woke up fresh-faced with an extra spring in his step and walked to his local grocery store to ring […]

Saint Valentine Still Not Sure How He Got Caught Up In This Whole Thing

February 13, 2019 Max Flora 0

HEAVEN — Although he was venerated by the Church for his contributions to chivalry and courtly love, Saint Valentine is not really sure what he […]

Top 8 UCLA Date Ideas

February 13, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Still not sure how to impress your date on Valentine’s Day? Here are some ideas guaranteed to get you a “that was nice!” text afterwards. […]

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Frat Boy Fears Commitment On Valentine’s Day Too

February 14, 2016 Jennifer Harbeck 0

WESTWOOD—Waking up next to yet another drunken hookup, third-year frat brother Tanner McCormick confessed to reporters he was not interested in pursuing a long term […]

How To Have The Perfect Valentine’s Day In College

February 11, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner! Whether you’re in a relationship or still waiting for that Special Someone, here are some tips for having […]

Suicide Hotline Worker Gears Up For Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2015 Kushal Chatterjee 0

AUSTIN, TEXAS – Julius Camus, a veteran crisis counselor at the national suicide hotline’s call center in Austin, is getting ready for the busiest day […]

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