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Articles by Kushal Chatterjee

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About Kushal Chatterjee
Kushal is a hurricane hitting a Brachiosaurus stuck in rush hour traffic. He is the harmless prank phone call that frightens your mother into moving your entire family eight counties away. He is the smell of freshly baked cookies eerily emanating from an abandoned mental asylum. He is an amazing writer and incredible talent.

Mom On Tour Thinks Royce Hall Looks Nice

May 20, 2018 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Sources report that a mom taking a tour of UCLA thinks Royce Hall is nice. “It’s really a very nice place,” said the […]

Op-Ed: I Support Labor Rights Except When They Inconvenience Me

May 8, 2018 Dayna Chang 0

It’s 2018. People shouldn’t have to work two full time jobs just to put food on the table for their family. We should have fair […]

BREAKING: USAC Candidate Dick Johnson Sanctioned For Phallic Name

May 4, 2018 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — The undergraduate student government election board issued a sanction Friday morning. Dick Johnson, a candidate running for Community Services Commissioner, was sanctioned for his phallic […]

Local Kanye Apologist Having A Really Bad Week

May 1, 2018 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Sources report local Kanye apologist Sam Bradley is having a really bad week. “I mean, I always knew Kanye was insane. But insane in […]

Man Six Beers In Just Taking The Edge Off

February 11, 2018 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Area man Joseph Park has consumed six beers in an attempt to take the edge off after a long day. “Yeah, like, I […]

Report: Kelly Wants You To Sign Up For Dance Marathon

January 24, 2018 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — According to sources close to her, Kelly, your freshman year roommate’s ex-girlfriend who you talked to once, wants you to sign up for […]

GOP: Democrats Are Worse Than Child Molesters

November 21, 2017 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, in a joint statement on Capitol Hill, several Republican lawmakers confirmed that any member of the Democratic Party is unequivocally and […]

Area Man Most Thankful For Black Friday Steam Sale

November 20, 2017 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Despite his loving family, fulfilling career and good health, area man Tobias Yuichi is more thankful for Steam’s annual Black Friday sale than […]

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November 20, 2017 Kushal Chatterjee 0

— , WestWOOD, CA knowing grammar this important not is for I am with; if artificial I am – then what. grammar were be! that […]

Area White Woman Would Totally Date Nonwhite Guy, Just Never Had The Opportunity

November 19, 2017 Kushal Chatterjee 0

LOS ANGELES — Area white woman Tracy Jefferson is completely open to dating a nonwhite man, but has never had the opportunity. “I mean, yes, […]

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