Man Six Beers In Just Taking The Edge Off

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There goes beer number five.

WESTWOOD—Area man Joseph Park has consumed six beers in an attempt to take the edge off after a long day. “Yeah, like, I had a two hour lecture today and I paid attention for at least half an hour so I think I just need a beer or two or six just to relax and really get in the mindset to do my homework,” Park said, audibly slurring his words. To make sure he didn’t “waste too much time” taking the edge off, Park imbibed all six beers in the span of half an hour. As midnight approached, Park was pouring a shot of tequila into a used solo cup found on his balcony, in an attempt to keep himself awake.