WESTWOOD— A new study out of UCLA has shown that consuming too much marijuana causes memory loss, and it may also cause memory loss. Wait, shit, what was I writing this article about again? I bet I was on-topic just a couple sentences ago, but there’s no way to know for sure because I just forgot how to read.
Hold up—how do I know I JUST forgot how to read? What if I’ve been illiterate my whole life?? Ah jeez, that’d be a real bummer! No offense if you can’t read—you know, that would actually be kinda cool because I’m starting to feel pretty self-conscious and I don’t know why and also, are thoughts real? What if they’re just in our heads?? Anyway, I’m fuckin’ hungry. taco bell near me
google not googling
is google down
how to read
how to find love
am i truly alone in this world now that not even google is responding
how to cope with the loss of your memories
who is my dad
how to remember things
how to remember things
taco bell near me
