Small Discussion Group Grows Into Medium Discussion Group

WESTWOOD — Students in class Monday morning discovered that their small discussion group has expanded into their worst nightmare: a medium sized discussion group. “It was like my whole world stopped. I could feel my heart pounding as more people turned to talk to me,” Ella Dingle told the Enabler, sinking under her lecture hall seat. “I mean, small discussion groups were already hard enough. Now it’s medium sized? We were already three people in a group and now there’s four. What’s next? Participating in a lecture?” At press time, Dingle dropped the class in protest.

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Ava Abrishamchian, not Ayvuh you dip-shit. Her writing is sub par at best and her timing is even worse. She peaked in high school, and she still has not recovered. Believe me... somewhere in this hospital, the anguished "oink" of Pig-Man cries out for help.