LOS ANGELES — In an unsolicited interview Friday evening, local WASP Luke Campbell adamantly refused any allegiance to the Third Reich, despite a prominent swastika tattoo on his arm. “I don’t see why everyone thinks swastikas are political,” said Campbell as he readjusted his completely innocuous red armband. “Radial symmetry, 90 degree angles, minimalist design, what’s not to love? While I have you, let me explain why I should be able to say n-” was all that Campbell was able to give of his statement before receiving several punches from nearby pedestrians.
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