Best Places To Poop On Campus

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Ever wondered what the best places to poop on campus were? Here’s an exclusive compilation of our staff’s favorite places!

  • In Gene Block’s private bathroom as a sign of loyalty.
  • In the microscope lenses of those south campus nerds. Analyze that!
  • Underneath all of the human statues in the statue garden so people might think they did it.
  • Into a box so you can seal it up and mail it to the bathroom later.
  • B-Shit.
  • The building where your major’s department is located, so you can establish dominance over your professors and TA’s.
  • On the sixth step of Janss Stairs.
  • In your diaper.