Ever wondered what the best places to poop on campus were? Here’s an exclusive compilation of our staff’s favorite places!
- In Gene Block’s private bathroom as a sign of loyalty.
- In the microscope lenses of those south campus nerds. Analyze that!
- Underneath all of the human statues in the statue garden so people might think they did it.
- Into a box so you can seal it up and mail it to the bathroom later.
- The building where your major’s department is located, so you can establish dominance over your professors and TA’s.
- On the sixth step of Janss Stairs.
- In your diaper.