Area Douchebag Reminds Trump “Pulling Out” Least Reliable Method

Chad Finberry, who occasionally DJs "on the side," knows very little about climate change but nevertheless still has an opinion.
Chad Finberry, who occasionally DJs “on the side,” knows very little about climate change but nevertheless still has an opinion.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of President Donald Trump’s decision to withdraw the United States from the Paris Climate Accords, area douchebag Chad Finberry expressed concern over the efficiency of the President’s decision to unexpectedly pull out.

“Pulling out may seem like a noble idea at first,” explained the 28 year-old Herbalife salesmen who still lives at home. “But trust me on this one Donald, it’s not worth the scare.”

Finberry, who still lives at home, has no professional scientific training other than his self-admitted talent of knowing how to “mix the right about of keef with bud.”

Finberry’s concern is centered around President Trump’s announcement that America would no longer support the landmark national coalition tasked with drafting comprehensive climate change policy; a group that has already started to make headway on curbing carbon emission rates.

“I just hope his advisors gave him Plan B,” Finberry stated while scrolling through last night’s sent booty call texts.

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