Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past fourteen months, you know that the Trump White House has been an absolute mess. It seems like everytime you turn on the news there’s a new story about a high level staffer resigning or getting fired. Well that trend continued today, except this time it could rock the executive branch to its core. Trump fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, the only person in the administration who still knew the White House Wi-Fi password.
Yikes. This could get ugly folks.
If you thought the Trump administration was unproductive before, this is sure to bring the machine to a screeching halt. The screw up has sent the White House into a complete frenzy as they try to fix the problem. While Chief of Staff John Kelly has been on hold with Comcast for about four hours, Trump’s pick for CIA director Gina Haspel has already started torturing nearby business owners to learn their Wi-Fi passwords.
Wow. Looks like the White House really is in shambles.
The administration has also contacted former members like Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, and Reince Priebus about the Wi-Fi, but none of them were able to recall the six digit password. This comes at a very inopportune time for Tillerson’s replacement Michael Pompeo, who has Boost Mobile and already went over his data limit for the month. And if he has to use data to communicate with countries like North Korea, you bet the taxpayer is gonna be charged for it.
Woof, this is just another giant disaster for the White House. Let’s just hope that the president can get back on Twitter soon.