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Month: October 2014

Local Asshole Plans “Edgy” Halloween Costume

October 30, 2014 Jasmine Don 0

LOS ANGELES—Drawing on a combination of recent tragedies and sensitive topics, area man Eric Silva announced Sunday that his Halloween costume will serve as the […]

Addition Of New “History of Blowjobs” Class Causes Widespread Controversy

October 29, 2014 Nathan Guzik 0

WESTWOOD—Amidst a steadily increasing tide of budget cuts, many students and faculty members have been left wondering what the future of their departments will be. Over […]

Bruin Café Introduces 3 a.m. “Hate Yourself” Meal Period

October 24, 2014 Jasmine Don 0

WESTWOOD—In an effort to better accommodate the eating habits of the typical college student, Bruin Café has added a new “Hate Yourself” dining period to […]

Post-’90s Decline Of Wallet Chains Leading To Millennial Spike In Wallet Theft

October 22, 2014 Christopher Wong 0

DES MOINES, IA — According to a recent study conducted by the Institute for the Research on Residual ’90s Influences, the annual rate of wallet […]

University Of California Divests From Self

October 15, 2014 Luke Moran 0

OAKLAND—Declaring that they can no longer support an institution invested in companies that facilitate civil rights abuses and climate change among other issues, the UC board […]

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The Enabler Asks You: Bcaf’s New Turkey Sandwich

October 8, 2014 Luke Moran 0

A petition to bring back Bcaf’s old turkey sandwich recipe has gained nearly 400 supporters. Though the original sandwich was criticized for its high sodium content, […]

Students Disappointed At Enormous Activities Fair’s Lack Of Enormous Activities

October 6, 2014 Jessica Waite 0

WESTWOOD—“I’ve never felt so bitterly disappointed in my life,” said freshman Emily Offshore. Like many others, Offshore visited UCLA’s Enormous Activities Fair (EAF) to view the […]

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Volunteer Day 2014

October 3, 2014 Luke Moran 0

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