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N-Ass-Tural Selection: New UCLA Study Links Living Higher Up The Hill With Fatter Ass, Getting More Bitches

April 24, 2025 Grace McIntyre 0

WESTWOOD — A team of UCLA researchers published a groundbreaking study showing that students who live farther up on the Hill end up, on average, […]

Op-Ed: As A Student Athlete, I Only Break Quarantine To Slap My Friend’s Ass

October 14, 2020 Connor Marshall 0

I am a proud member of the UCLA basketball team, and I respect that COVID-19 is a serious threat to the community. I would never […]

U.S. Ranks 39th in Education, 1st in Kicking Ass

March 12, 2015 Vincent Le 0

WASHINGTON—The U.S. is declining in several metrics of social progress, found a Pew Research Study, but is still number 1 in annihilating ass. According to […]

N-Ass-Tural Selection: New UCLA Study Links Living Higher Up The Hill With Fatter Ass, Getting More Bitches

U.S. Ranks 39th in Education, 1st in Kicking Ass

Math Professor Doesn’t Know That Half Of Ten Weeks Is Five Weeks

Stolen Goods Stolen From Place With Exclusively Stolen Goods

BPlate Announces Collab With McDonald’s To Ensure Froyo Machine Breaks More Often

Government Shutdown Finally Hits Canvas

Opinion: If You A Stressed Baddie Who Procrastinated Before Canvas Went Down, This One’s For You