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Articles by Max Flora

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About Max Flora
Maxwell "Rough n Tumble" "Go Buy Me Some Vegan Snacks" Geronimo "Geronimo" Flora wastes a lot of time on this publication.

North Campus Students Enjoy First Week of Summer

June 7, 2022 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA students majoring in the humanities and social sciences have reportedly been enjoying their first week of summer, which as far as they […]

Onto The Next Chapter! Senior Gets High And Forgets To Go To Class One Last Time

June 3, 2022 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year statistics student Robert Chatterly woke up early this morning in preparation for his last class at UCLA, but not before taking a […]

LAPD Finds All Suspects Of Murder Case In Break Room

March 4, 2022 Max Flora 0

LOS ANGELES — In what must have been either a stroke of luck or an eerie coincidence, the Los Angeles Police Department discovered every suspect […]

Opinion: I Went Undercover To Expose Frat Culture And I’m Having The Time Of My Life

November 29, 2021 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — When I arrived on the first day of rush, I was a man with a mission. It was my first time ever encountering […]

Frats Denounce COVID, Promise It Won’t Happen Again

October 20, 2021 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA’s Greek organizations released a statement Monday acknowledging allegations that they have contributed to the spread of COVID-19 on campus. “Everybody makes mistakes, […]

Sorry Professor! My Dog Ate My Daily Symptom Survey

September 28, 2021 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — Oops! Fourth-year Leila Bandowitz informed her professor this morning she does not have her daily symptom survey due to her dog’s appetite for […]

Only Time Student Pays Attention to Tell Professor Mic Not Working

April 1, 2021 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — Second-year biology major Jennifer McGonnifer unmuted herself during a Zoom lecture on Wednesday to tell the professor his audio was not working, although […]

Respectful Fourth-Year Only Dates First-Years 18 Or Older

November 10, 2020 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — According to a source close to him, fourth-year biology major Josh Winfrey has chosen to respect the women at UCLA and only date […]

Rudy Giuliani Still Waiting On Text From Maria Bakalova

October 26, 2020 Max Flora 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After his encounter with actress Maria Bakalova in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, attorney Rudy Giuliani is still waiting for her to reach out […]

Op-Ed: As A Student Athlete, I Only Break Quarantine To Slap My Friend’s Ass

October 14, 2020 Connor Marshall 0

I am a proud member of the UCLA basketball team, and I respect that COVID-19 is a serious threat to the community. I would never […]

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