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POINT: We Should Colonize Mars / COUNTERPOINT: Post-Colonial Literature Is Terrible

March 6, 2016 Kushal Chatterjee 0

Point We Should Colonize Mars By: Arthur Von Clarksburg Space is the final frontier. Much has been said about our distant horizon, the great manifest […]

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POINT: We Need Smaller Class Sizes / COUNTERPOINT: I LIKE YELLING

February 14, 2016 Jessica Waite 0

Point Smaller Class Sizes Will Promote Better Learning By: Tamara Chang, 4th year English and Chemistry double major At UCLA, classes are just too large. […]

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Op-Ed: That Bucket Hat Looks Really Amazing On You

February 14, 2016 Elizabeth Eumeo 0

That bucket hat looks really amazing on you. And the little string you use to fasten it around your neck—what is that called, the neck […]

Op-Ed: I’m Pretty Sure That Zayn’s New Single Is About The Magical Night We Spent Together

February 2, 2016 xxAudrey_Malik_1D 0

As everyone who’s anyone knows, the literal GOD who is Zayn Malik released his first solo single Friday. Following its release, two things have come […]

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Op-Ed: Iowa, Explained By The Most Popular Girl In Middle School

February 1, 2016 Alison Montgomery 0

When I got to school on Monday, everyone was talking about Iowa. Great. last time I checked, I was the cool new girl who worked her way […]

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Op-Ed: Global Warming Will Put Florida Underwater. Oh No.

January 24, 2016 Peter Stanford 0

Experts predict that global warming will cause the sea level to rise three to six feet over the next century, putting at least a third […]

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Op-Ed: Shouldn’t ALL Fridays Matter?

November 27, 2015 Nathan Guzik 0

This holiday season, we’ve all gathered our families together to reminisce about the year gone by, and wish each other well into the coming year. […]

POINT: Walk Your Fucking Wheels / COUNTERPOINT: *Whoosh*

June 2, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

Point Walk Your Fucking Wheels! By: Ryan Singh Hey! Watch it, asshole! You almost hit me! Can’t you read the signs?! This is a dismount […]

POINT: Data Mining Violates Our Privacy / COUNTERPOINT: At Least SOMEONE Out There Really Knows Me

June 2, 2015 Jasmine Don 0

POINT Data Mining Violates Our Privacy By: Neil Herrera The government has no right to monitor our personal internet use. They claim they’re doing it […]

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Porn Skews Young People’s Perceptions Of How Willing Pizza Guy Is To Have Sex With Them

May 19, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

Pornography these days is more accessible than it’s ever been, particularly to the younger generation. Porn is everywhere. It’s on the computer. It’s on the […]

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  • Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]

  • Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

  • Opinion: I Will Not Apologize For My Phony Indie Stache

    dear loyal followers, i address you today not by way of reselling my shart-stained 70s denim for $650 on grailed, or the carousel post of […]

  • Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

    Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]

  • Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

    UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]

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