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Opinion

Op-Ed: I’m Pretty Sure That Zayn’s New Single Is About The Magical Night We Spent Together

February 2, 2016 xxAudrey_Malik_1D 0

As everyone who’s anyone knows, the literal GOD who is Zayn Malik released his first solo single Friday. Following its release, two things have come […]

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Op-Ed: Iowa, Explained By The Most Popular Girl In Middle School

February 1, 2016 Alison Montgomery 0

When I got to school on Monday, everyone was talking about Iowa. Great. last time I checked, I was the cool new girl who worked her way […]

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Op-Ed: Global Warming Will Put Florida Underwater. Oh No.

January 24, 2016 Peter Stanford 0

Experts predict that global warming will cause the sea level to rise three to six feet over the next century, putting at least a third […]

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Op-Ed: Shouldn’t ALL Fridays Matter?

November 27, 2015 Nathan Guzik 0

This holiday season, we’ve all gathered our families together to reminisce about the year gone by, and wish each other well into the coming year. […]

POINT: Walk Your Fucking Wheels / COUNTERPOINT: *Whoosh*

June 2, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

Point Walk Your Fucking Wheels! By: Ryan Singh Hey! Watch it, asshole! You almost hit me! Can’t you read the signs?! This is a dismount […]

POINT: Data Mining Violates Our Privacy / COUNTERPOINT: At Least SOMEONE Out There Really Knows Me

June 2, 2015 Jasmine Don 0

POINT Data Mining Violates Our Privacy By: Neil Herrera The government has no right to monitor our personal internet use. They claim they’re doing it […]

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Porn Skews Young People’s Perceptions Of How Willing Pizza Guy Is To Have Sex With Them

May 19, 2015 Christopher Wong 0

Pornography these days is more accessible than it’s ever been, particularly to the younger generation. Porn is everywhere. It’s on the computer. It’s on the […]

POINT: You’re All Scientists! / COUNTERPOINT: Don’t Fucking Lie To These People

March 22, 2015 Jessica Waite 0

Point You’re All Scientists! By: Professor Deborah DeBousse, UCLA Biology Come on now, class. Think back about your past few days. What did you notice? […]

POINT: I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy / COUNTERPOINT: Oh God I Am So Alone

February 13, 2015 Luke Moran 0

Point I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy By: Peter Tan When I was in a relationship not too long ago, I had […]

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Student Voices: Movie Critics Failed To Tell Me What To Think Of Interstellar

November 21, 2014 Kushal Chatterjee 0

I have a bone to pick with the almighty movie critics of this world: why the hell haven’t they told me what to think of […]

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  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

  • Supreme Court Brings Back Three-Fifths Compromise

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blockbuster 5⅗–2⅗ decision, the Supreme Court has ruled Section 2 of the 14th Amendment unconstitutional, effectively allowing states to declare […]

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