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Op-Ed: I Don’t See Color, I Have a Serious Disability

May 1, 2017 Timothy Ang 0

It’s been all over the news lately – #BlackLivesMatter, #BlueLivesMatter, #WhiteLivesMatterToo. People are arguing left and right that they don’t see color, or that color […]

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Point: BU is Stinky/Counterpoint: All the Independents Have Cooties

April 30, 2017 Jessica Waite 0

Point: BU is Stinky  by Ashley Jacobson (Independent) Bruins United is stinky! I mean, look at those guys! They all share the same values and […]

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Op-Ed: Cynthia, We’re Done, Please Drop 14C So I Don’t Have To

April 30, 2017 Cathy Guizar 0

Cynthia, we’re done. I’m sorry. I’m really really sorry we broke up, but we had to. It really wasn’t working out. We’ve sorted our stuff […]

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Op-Ed: I Went to the Career Fair and All I Got Was This Sunburn

April 24, 2017 Samantha Waters 0

Ah, the career fair. Such fun! Such wonder!   Like many other students, I woke up early, got dressed up in a business casual sleeveless […]

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Op-Ed: So Pedophilia Is The Line?

February 20, 2017 Milo Yiannopoulos 0

As the world’s most dangerous faggot™ I, Milo Yiannopoulos, have always strived to present the true and disturbing facts about the cancerous spread of third […]

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Op-Ed: Liberals, Stop Calling Your Fake News “Satire”

February 12, 2017 Concerned Conservative 0

With all the fake news circulating social media the past few months, some would say the blurred lines of fact and fiction have felt like […]

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POINT: We Need To Save Vine / COUNTERPOINT: If Anyone Cared About Vines, Our Rainforests Wouldn’t Be Disappearing

November 13, 2016 Hannah Page 0

Point We Need To Save Vine By: Rebecca McKinley We need to save Vine. That’s really all there is to it. These hilarious six-second videos […]

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Op-Ed: Being Called A Whore On Bruinwalk Led Me To God

November 7, 2016 Former Yoga Pants Wearer 0

Every sinner has a chance to repent. I was a sinner, and I didn’t even know it. I lived every day of my life thinking […]

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Submission: The Westwood Enabler Should Avoid Writing Biased Articles on Bruin Republicans

October 28, 2016 Bruin Republicans Board 0

As UCLA students, we look to the Westwood Enabler when we’re bored in class or sitting on the toilet. Unfortunately, it is now more evident […]

40,000 Students and Not One of Them Has Found the Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs

September 29, 2016 Gene D. Block 0

Dear Students, As we begin the new quarter, it is important that we do not lose sight of what binds all Bruins together: our common […]

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  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

  • Supreme Court Brings Back Three-Fifths Compromise

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blockbuster 5⅗–2⅗ decision, the Supreme Court has ruled Section 2 of the 14th Amendment unconstitutional, effectively allowing states to declare […]

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