Op-Ed: I’m Pretty Sure That Zayn’s New Single Is About The Magical Night We Spent Together
As everyone who’s anyone knows, the literal GOD who is Zayn Malik released his first solo single Friday. Following its release, two things have come […]
Opinion
Op-Ed: Iowa, Explained By The Most Popular Girl In Middle School
When I got to school on Monday, everyone was talking about Iowa. Great. last time I checked, I was the cool new girl who worked her way […]
Op-Ed: Global Warming Will Put Florida Underwater. Oh No.
Experts predict that global warming will cause the sea level to rise three to six feet over the next century, putting at least a third […]
Op-Ed: Shouldn’t ALL Fridays Matter?
This holiday season, we’ve all gathered our families together to reminisce about the year gone by, and wish each other well into the coming year. […]
POINT: Walk Your Fucking Wheels / COUNTERPOINT: *Whoosh*
Point Walk Your Fucking Wheels! By: Ryan Singh Hey! Watch it, asshole! You almost hit me! Can’t you read the signs?! This is a dismount […]
POINT: Data Mining Violates Our Privacy / COUNTERPOINT: At Least SOMEONE Out There Really Knows Me
POINT Data Mining Violates Our Privacy By: Neil Herrera The government has no right to monitor our personal internet use. They claim they’re doing it […]
Porn Skews Young People’s Perceptions Of How Willing Pizza Guy Is To Have Sex With Them
Pornography these days is more accessible than it’s ever been, particularly to the younger generation. Porn is everywhere. It’s on the computer. It’s on the […]
POINT: You’re All Scientists! / COUNTERPOINT: Don’t Fucking Lie To These People
Point You’re All Scientists! By: Professor Deborah DeBousse, UCLA Biology Come on now, class. Think back about your past few days. What did you notice? […]
POINT: I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy / COUNTERPOINT: Oh God I Am So Alone
Point I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy By: Peter Tan When I was in a relationship not too long ago, I had […]
Student Voices: Movie Critics Failed To Tell Me What To Think Of Interstellar
I have a bone to pick with the almighty movie critics of this world: why the hell haven’t they told me what to think of […]