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Skeletons In Closet Come Out

June 29, 2025 Maggie Kwan 0

Sad: UCLA 2025 Alum Still Roaming Campus

June 16, 2025 Azalea Morris 0
Blurry photo of woman with bloody bandage on head giving a thumbs-up to the camera.

Opinion: I Don’t Have A Concussion, Here’s Why. Opinion: I Don’t Have A Concussion

May 13, 2025 Claudia Bloom 0

“Sperm Racing” Event To Take Place In Communal Bathroom Shower Stall

April 25, 2025 Zach Fischer 0

UCLA Requires Duo Mobile Authentication For Students To Learn If They Can Stay In Country

April 4, 2025 Olivia Maes 0

Local Centaur Divided Hot Dog Style

March 20, 2025 Sam Rusk 0

Violence Apparently Not Allowed At UCLA

February 13, 2025 Sabrina Ellis 0

Fire Stuck In Traffic Trying To Get Through Sepulveda Pass

January 23, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

2020 Vibes? I’m Losing My Mind In My Childhood Bedroom

January 16, 2025 Dana Badii 0

Opinion: Bird Flu? Yeah, That’s What Their Wings Are For, Stupid

January 13, 2025 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

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  • Friend Who Can’t Drive Way Too Invested In Formula One

    AUSTIN, TX — This weekend, second-year Mechanical Engineering major Diem Vee posted multiple photo dumps of himself trackside at the 2025 United States Grand Prix […]

  • Ask The Enabler: Is It Too Late To Cancel My Den Pass Refund?

    Dear Westwood Enabler, I bought a Den Pass to maximize my time at UCLA and to give my uncle yet another excuse to bet on […]

  • Flakers Anonymous Reports Record Low Attendance

  • Consulting Clubs Consulted On What The Fuck They Actually Do

    WESTWOOD — UCLA’s ten thousand consulting clubs recently came under fire when they were consulted on what their clubs really do besides pose for headshots […]

  • Man With Fragile Ego Sits In Waymo Driver’s Seat

    WESTWOOD — While returning home from a failed driver’s license test, aspiring Cybertruck owner Grant T. Otto broke Waymo’s ‘rider rules’ by climbing into the […]

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