Trump Instructs Stimulus Package To Stand Back And Stand By

WASHINGTON — In a press conference on Tuesday, President Donald Trump instructed the proposed stimulus package– which would provide financial support to the nation in recession– to “stand back and stand by.” “The president was not condemning the stimulus package,” said White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, pointing to a white board with a drawing of a wrapped present. “The package is just waiting for the right moment. To be clear: the president is not not not (not) not supporting it.” The stimulus package was almost reached for comment, but it couldn’t be heard over all the very fine people on both sides.

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