Students Nervously Wonder How CEC Will Fuck It Up This Time

WESTWOOD – Following a well-received announcement that CupCaKKe and Charli XCX will be headlining this year’s BruinBash concert, students at the University of California, Los Angeles were spotted nervously wondering how their Campus Events Commission (CEC) will fuck things up this time. “Sure, they finally booked people we’ve heard of and like, but I’m not sure if I can rebuild my trust,” second-year Josh Perez stated over a bin of discarded Ty Dolla Sign posters. “What if the lottery system crashes again or they mislabel our tickets? What if they email advertisements only after the concert’s sold out?” Perez inquired. “I don’t even want to think about what could happen the day of.” At press time, CEC was discussing ways to censor CupCaKKe on stage as their website went live.

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