BURBANK — Following declining viewership, ABC announced early Monday morning that they would be creating a new chancellor-themed spinoff to the hit reality TV show “The Bachelor.” “This is the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make,” reported UC President Michael Drake, who increased tuition to pay for the show. “So far, all the chancellors of UCLA have been old, white men. We thought this new format might be a good way for people from less represented communities to exploit themselves for our amusement.” At press time, Gene Block had to be dragged kicking and screaming out of the Chancellorette mansion.
