“&$@!,” And Four Other Things You Really Shouldn’t Say

DO NOT SAY THE FOLLOWING.

1. “&$@!”

This is obviously a very crude word, why else would we censor it with random symbols?

2. “Nice hat, dumbass”

A$$ is a no-no word.

3. [CENSORED]

Whooooaaa what the fuck? Honestly unbelievable how many ways this offends me. Only the scum of the Earth would even consider saying something half as offensive as this. I have made several toddlers weep just by reminding them that this phrase exists. You definitely should never say this.

4. “@*&%$©Ô•••®∂#Ó˚∑Œ†©Ï!!!@&$ßÏ”

While endearing in certain contexts, this phrase will get you put on the No-Fly List in several states.

5. “Floccinaucinihilipilification”

Floccinaucinihilipilification is the act of considering something to be unimportant or useless. Floccinaucinihilipilification isn’t a particularly offensive word, but you still shouldn’t say floccinaucinihilipilification because you’ll look like a real &$@! trying to pronounce it.

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