How To Get Into Med School

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Getting into med school is no easy task! The following tips are guaranteed to get you into the school of your dreams.

  • Stare intensely at your body. Memorize it.
  • You’ve seen Grey’s Anatomy, right? That’ll do it.
  • Ask nicely.
  • Consider going to med school community college first.
  • Join SCOPE, APHC, MAPS, APA, KCM, ASS, AZZZZ, and BUTTS.
  • Try to diagnose everyone who complains about a bodily ailment well before you are licensed to do so.
  • Solve the riddle.
  • Display your surgical prowess by excising portions of your body and sending them to admissions officers.
  • Don’t, then emigrate to a third world nation and say you did.
  • Pay the Troll Toll.