Getting into med school is no easy task! The following tips are guaranteed to get you into the school of your dreams.
- Stare intensely at your body. Memorize it.
- You’ve seen Grey’s Anatomy, right? That’ll do it.
- Ask nicely.
- Consider going to med school community college first.
- Join SCOPE, APHC, MAPS, APA, KCM, ASS, AZZZZ, and BUTTS.
- Try to diagnose everyone who complains about a bodily ailment well before you are licensed to do so.
- Solve the riddle.
- Display your surgical prowess by excising portions of your body and sending them to admissions officers.
- Don’t, then emigrate to a third world nation and say you did.
- Pay the Troll Toll.