Girl Who Didn’t Drink In High School Really Downing That Prestige

WESTWOOD — Upon the declaration that first-year political science student Kelsey Reinhart “didn’t drink in high school,” reporters observed Reinhart at a recent party going shot for shot with a group of friends. “Are you not supposed to feel your tongue anymore?” an inebriated Reinhart slurred, clutching a handle of Prestige in one hand and a lanyard with her BruinCard in the other. “I can’t tell if this is fun or not,” she continued. “My mind says yes but every other body organ says no.” Moments later, Reinhart was heard crying in the corner on a phone call to her mother.

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