Ex-Boyfriend Just Checking In

WESTWOOD — Settling any rumors that either party still harbors feelings post-breakup, your ex-boyfriend is “just checking in” to let you know he has definitely moved on. “Yeah, like my life is so incredibly great right now. I just met this awesome girl on Tinder and we are going on a date tonight! But yeah, what about you?” said your ex-boyfriend, nervously laughing while exhibiting the ease with which he flies through women these days. “Yeah, I definitely would say I have never felt this good about my life trajectory, y’know? It just feels like everything is finally aligning. And this girl just seems like she’s so into me, y’know? Who knows, she might even be the one.” At press time, your ex-boyfriend was seen checking your Snap story for the second time that day.

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