WESTWOOD — Second-year Natalia Peña had an impromptu meeting with a classmate’s crotch today after she accidentally dropped her pencil between their seats. “The whole thing was kind of a whirlwind,” Peña giggled, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear and hugging several notebooks that she admitted “could definitely fit into [her] backpack.” “I feel like I’m way closer with Tom than I was before I laid my head across his lap and vigorously scrambled for my pencil. Sure, I was nervous about the whole “personal boundaries” thing at first, but now that I’ve been up-close and personal with his 32W double-buttoned Levis, I’m pretty sure Tom is my soulmate.” At press time, Tom confirmed that his name is, in fact, Greg.
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Sierra is an accomplished writer who has been with the Westwood Enabler for as long as many can remember. Years? No. Decades? No. The ancient Mesopotamians referred to her as "Shalduth, the Night Bringer" but she usually goes by "Sierra."