WESTWOOD–Local couple Anthony Mullen and Sarah Brown were forced to reschedule their fight, which was set for Tuesday at 8:00 p.m., to a later date due to time conflicts. “I was telling him about a party I went to and he pulled out his phone and started scrolling through Twitter instead of listening to me, and just grunted when I asked what was wrong,” said Brown, lamenting about her boyfriend’s lack of communication to her friends via a group iMessage during the two days she refused to speak to him. “I could feel the tension, and he looked like he was ready to burst, but then I remembered I had an intramural volleyball game, and besides, he had to go to his Radio meeting. So I guess we just won’t talk until we can find time to yell at each other and cry.” At press time, Mullen hinted at a second fight, expressing disappointment and outrage over the fact that he and Brown “never make time to fight anymore.”
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