High School Friend’s Baby Actually Kind Of Ugly

Damn, that baby is not cute at all.

WESTWOOD–While scrolling through Facebook last Wednesday, fourth-year psychobiology student Sarah Davis noted that her friend from high school’s baby was actually kind of ugly. “I’m super impressed that Kasey performed the miracle of life and all that, but like, it is kind of ugly, right?” Davis said, pausing to react “wow” to a video of a hamster eating a miniature taco. “I guess I’m not supposed to call it an ‘it.’ Anyway, look at how much cuter this dog is!” At press time, Davis was refilling her birth control prescription and buying condoms in bulk online.

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