BREAKING: The Hat Man Is Coming For You
YOUR LOCATION — He can see you. Run.
YOUR LOCATION — He can see you. Run.
Wow, can you believe it’s almost the end of the quarter? Time sure does fly! It feels like the first day of school was just […]
WESTWOOD — In a bold move, UCLA officials have announced plans to fire all teaching assistants and replace them with Mr. Pudding. “We are always […]
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People make many arguments as to why UCLA is better than USC, or vice versa. Some people say UCLA has a higher academic ranking. Others […]
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WESTWOOD — Enabler reporters have confirmed that the classmate who still has not learned your name after four weeks harbors a deep and profound hatred […]
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WESTWOOD — A new study from UCLA has revealed the intimate, juicy details of her life in an exclusive tell-all interview with the Enabler. “You […]
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