BruinWear Summer Collection to Include Assless Chaps

WESTWOOD — In response to large demand, UCLA’s BruinWear will be including a pair of UCLA themed assless chaps in their summer collection. “They sell everything from UCLA shot glasses to baby clothes, so I was pretty taken aback when the associate informed me that they do not sell assless chaps,” said Justin Page, an unsatisfied customer. “I love donning UCLA branded items, and I’m looking forward to when I can express my school spirit through my new pair of assless chaps.” BruinWear recently sent out a memo seeking models for the assless chaps store advertisements.