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Articles by Avalon Penrose

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Unacquainted Apartment Neighbors Unsure If They Should Continue To Make Eye Contact Through Window

October 24, 2016 Avalon Penrose 0

LOS ANGELES—Even after two months of being next door neighbors, local apartment tenants Paul Bryson and Ariel Higgins have only communicated via eye contact through […]

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Student Unclear On How 20% Curved To B But They’re Rollin’ With It

October 22, 2016 Avalon Penrose 0

WESTWOOD— First year student Steven Bork recently received the results for his first Physics midterm. Bork recalled “fighting back tears” and feeling as though he […]

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7 Ways To Pretend You’re Productive So Your South Campus Roommate Won’t Hate You

October 21, 2016 Avalon Penrose 0

Face it, you are OVER the awkward tension that has formed between you and your roommate. After weeks of ignoring their judgmental glances at the […]

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