Area Woman’s New Favorite Smell Definitely Toast

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Definitely the best smell.

WESTWOOD–After popping a fine slice of Nature’s Own Whole Wheat Bread in the toaster oven, area woman Karen Schremm concluded that her new favorite smell was definitely toast. “I used to relish in the perfume of Fabuloso floor cleaner and the musk of my late grandparents’ staircase, but making breakfast this morning reminded me that there’s nothing quite like a browned slab o’ grain,” Schremm said, throwing away her “Cashmere Woods” Glade Plugin. “Some days I go through an entire loaf without even eating it, just to preserve the scent.” At press time, Schremm’s husband Kevin was heard walking through the front door asking, “What’s burning?”