Teen Thinks This Nietzsche Guy Is Pretty Cool

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Pretty cool, right?

WESTWOOD – Local teenager Sam Herman thinks this Nietzsche guy is pretty cool. “All that stuff about slave morality is pretty interesting,” said Sam, an edgy and groundbreaking intellectual at the mere age of 15. “And the whole ‘God is dead’ thing? I thought of that on my own a few months ago, and then I read Nietzsche said it and I was like, ‘Yeah, pretty much.’” At press time, Herman was unable to get any girl to go to prom with him because he was too busy staring into the abyss as it stared back into him.