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“SHE’S FINE!” And 3 More Things To Yell At Bystanders While Your Bestie Barfs In A Planter

March 4, 2024 Ella Cash 0

It’s Thirsty Thursday and your bestie’s thirst has been more than sufficiently quenched by Tito’s and lukewarm vending machine Diet Starry. Her face is buried […]

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Pledge Comes Clean: ‘Hazing Made Me A Better Person’

February 20, 2024 Sidney Muntean 0

WESTWOOD — While some may join a fraternity for camaraderie, school spirit, or alcohol, first-year Business Economics major Chad Sookmidic has disclosed that hazing is […]

Saturdays Are For The Boys, But Tuesdays Are For Making Tapestries

March 14, 2023 Anya Bergstrom 0

WESTWOOD — Loading two crates of art supplies into their van, a group of fraternity brothers belonging to Nu Phi Chi were seen huddled in […]

Frat Member Changes Ways Thanks To Everfi Title IX Training

February 23, 2023 Anonymous 0

WESTWOOD — Sigma Alpha Epsilon member Tanner Hunter has changed his ways after completing the Winter 2023 Everfi Title IX training. “I wasn’t going to […]

Body-Positive Man Removes Height from Tinder Bio

February 25, 2022 Kathryn Steenburgh 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA’s dating app scene made an historic push toward body positivity Tuesday, when 6’2 third-year Brant Jacobs removed his height from his Tinder […]

Heroes: Feminist Frat Bros Annoyed But Respectful Of Your Decision Not To Hook Up With Them Right Now

December 9, 2021 Will Tucker 0

FRAT ROW — Multiple eyewitness accounts came in last Thursday outside of Chi Alpha Theta regarding the romantic events of the thriving party inside. “Yeah, […]

Respectful Fourth-Year Only Dates First-Years 18 Or Older

November 10, 2020 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — According to a source close to him, fourth-year biology major Josh Winfrey has chosen to respect the women at UCLA and only date […]

UCLA Fraternities Apologize For Getting Caught

August 20, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

WESTWOOD–In light of the recent lawsuit filed against UCLA fraternities Sigma Alpha Epsilon (SAE) and Zeta Beta Tau (ZBT) for their mishandling of sexual assault, […]

How To Get Out Of That Frat Formal You Agreed To

May 21, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Someone asked you to a frat formal and you accidentally agreed! Oh, no! Here’s WE’s best tips for getting out of it. Drop out of […]

Douchebag Met At Frat Party

June 3, 2015 Kushal Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD—Christie Temple, first year student at UCLA, expressed vocal surprise regarding an encounter she had with a douchebag at a fraternity party last Thursday. “He […]

  • Local Pizza Delivery Boy Shocked At Scantily-Clad Customer’s Lack of Money

    RANCHO MURIETA — A local pizza delivery boy faced a shock last night when he delivered to a scantily-clad woman who didn’t have the funds […]

  • UCPD Enlists California Highway Patrol to Boost Middling Police Violence Rates

    WESTWOOD — Following weeks of peace and safety on campus, UCPD has announced a partnership with the California Highway Patrol in an attempt to restore […]

  • Opinion: To Solve UCLA’s Financial Challenges, We Must Invest More Money Into Israel

    Hey guys. Westwood Enabler opinion writer Oiluj Knerf here. I’m a UCLA student just like you! I love my friends, I love my classes, and […]

  • UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

    WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]

  • Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

    WESTWOOD — UCLA recently announced a bold new plan to offer every single class for Winter 2026– except for the ones you need to graduate […]

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