PHILADELPHIA – Local grandchild Emily Youngen was extremely relieved this Thanksgiving as she realized her grandmother’s severe memory loss has made her a much kinder and more pleasant person to be around. “Once she forgot I was gay, she gave me way less shit for bringing my girlfriend to Thanksgiving! Actually, she thinks my butch girlfriend is my brother – it’s awesome to have a grandma that supports he/him lesbians, whether on purpose or not,” said Youngen, seen later trying to convince her grandmother that she still owes interest on her birthday money. “She used to call me a hussy for not crossing my legs at the table. Now she cries in my arms because she thinks I’m her late mother. I feel so powerful!” At press time, Youngen’s grandmother was seen telling Youngen about the beautiful girl she “would’ve married if she were a man.”