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Картина фламандского крестьян, что не имеет контекст

April 1, 2014 Luke Moran 0

Вествуд—Посмотрите на эту картину, она не имеет контекст. Почему мы это делаем? В чем причина? Посмотрите на это Barack Hussein Obama. Только посмотрите на него. […]

New Study: You’re Probably Not Getting Laid Tonight

January 30, 2014 Crucius Finch 0

WESTWOOD – Leading researchers and also every one of your close friends confirmed yesterday that you’re probably not gonna get laid tonight. “That shirt makes […]

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    PASADENA — As Penn State’s Nittany Lions prepare to play the Bruins this Saturday, recent reports from the top experts at FanDuel Sportsbook have revealed […]

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    WESTWOOD — ‘Twas the first Thursday of the quarter. I had just spent a whirlwind night with the rankly perspiring men of Sigma Nu, but […]

  • One Millionth Cough Award Given To Guy In The Back Row Of Your Lecture

    WESTWOOD — Bunche Hall 1209B made history this Thursday after a guy in the back row of your lecture received the One Millionth Cough Award, […]

  • Top 5 Dining Hall Beverages That Taste Like Squirt

    For such a pathetic lay like myself, squirt comes around just about as often as this drink. Also, much like the splash zones I’ve experienced, […]

  • Opinion: Nice Guys Finish Second

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