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Opinion

POINT: You’re All Scientists! / COUNTERPOINT: Don’t Fucking Lie To These People

March 22, 2015 Jessica Waite 0

Point You’re All Scientists! By: Professor Deborah DeBousse, UCLA Biology Come on now, class. Think back about your past few days. What did you notice? […]

POINT: I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy / COUNTERPOINT: Oh God I Am So Alone

February 13, 2015 Luke Moran 0

Point I Don’t Need To Celebrate Valentine’s Day To Be Happy By: Peter Tan When I was in a relationship not too long ago, I had […]

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Student Voices: Movie Critics Failed To Tell Me What To Think Of Interstellar

November 21, 2014 Kushal Chatterjee 0

I have a bone to pick with the almighty movie critics of this world: why the hell haven’t they told me what to think of […]

POINT: Raising Tuition Causes More Problems Than It Solves / COUNTERPOINT: The Peasants Should Not Be Educated Lest We Risk Another Uprising

November 17, 2014 Luke Moran 0

Point Raising Tuition Causes More Problems Than It Solves By: Ryan Smick With the UC Regents set to vote on a tuition hike that would […]

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The Enabler Asks You: Bcaf’s New Turkey Sandwich

October 8, 2014 Luke Moran 0

A petition to bring back Bcaf’s old turkey sandwich recipe has gained nearly 400 supporters. Though the original sandwich was criticized for its high sodium content, […]

I Will Dump A Bucket Of Ice Water On My Head For Whatever Cause, I Don’t Care

August 15, 2014 Luke Moran 0

These days, it seems you can’t go a minute without hearing about the Ice Bucket Challenge. Everywhere you look, there’s some celebrity with a “wacky […]

Why Yes, My Daughter Would Love To Join Your Spanish Folk Dance Society

April 19, 2014 Luke Moran 0

Honey. Hey honey? Chrissie-buns? Come over to this table please, I want you to meet someone. Just put your phone down for one second… Oh […]

Murmurs & Rants: Fuck Cal

March 23, 2014 Enabler Staff 1

Dear Cal, Fuck you. No, seriously. Fuck you. Who even let you happen? We, the students of every other UC ever, have a list of […]

I Have A Plan To Bring Girl Scout Cookies To UCLA On A Permanent Basis

March 9, 2014 Luke Moran 0

Now let’s be clear about a few things first. First of all, what I’m advocating does not necessarily qualify as kidnapping per se. Can some […]

The Enabler Asks You: Do you support the proposal to divide California?

February 22, 2014 Luke Moran 0

As many of our readers may know, a petition to divide California into 6 different states has been gaining momentum over the past several weeks. […]

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  • Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]

  • Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

  • Opinion: I Will Not Apologize For My Phony Indie Stache

    dear loyal followers, i address you today not by way of reselling my shart-stained 70s denim for $650 on grailed, or the carousel post of […]

  • Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

    Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]

  • Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

    UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]

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