Local Voter Somehow Still Undecided
LOS ANGELES — Local keysmith and registered voter Adam Wells has still not decided which candidate he will support for President of the United States […]
Opinion
Op-Ed: I’ve Been Treated Very Unfairly, More Unfairly Than Anyone
I’m sure by now you’ve all come to the conclusion I have, that the debate was a sham. Cheap Shot Lester Holt is a […]
Op-Ed: An Open Letter To Honda and BMW: Sedan/SUV Crossovers Do Not Belong On Our Roads
Alright Honda and BMW; you win. You have annihilated me with your demonic morphage of Sedan and SUV that I have seen clobbering gracelessly down […]
Op-Ed: Humor Isn’t A Defense Mechanism, Idiot
For years, comedic artists have been the victims of malicious attacks by the stale, unfunny masses who claim that we do what we do as […]
That’s An Awfully Nice Paper You’ve Got There
You have a wonderful newspaper. Truly, wonderful. I read it every week, and it always brings a smile to my face. You should be very […]
Op-ed: Everyone Wants To Dance For Pediatric AIDS But No One Wants To Help Me Kill My Doppelganger
When I heard about Dance Marathon my first year at UCLA, I was absolutely thrilled. Thousands of people getting together in silly outfits raising money […]
Op-Ed: As Your Diary, I Want You To Know You Disgust Me
Dear Rachel, You’re filthy. The secrets you’ve poured into me send shivers down my spine. I ache for the day a prying friend of yours […]
POINT: We Should Colonize Mars / COUNTERPOINT: Post-Colonial Literature Is Terrible
Point We Should Colonize Mars By: Arthur Von Clarksburg Space is the final frontier. Much has been said about our distant horizon, the great manifest […]
POINT: We Need Smaller Class Sizes / COUNTERPOINT: I LIKE YELLING
Point Smaller Class Sizes Will Promote Better Learning By: Tamara Chang, 4th year English and Chemistry double major At UCLA, classes are just too large. […]
Op-Ed: That Bucket Hat Looks Really Amazing On You
That bucket hat looks really amazing on you. And the little string you use to fasten it around your neck—what is that called, the neck […]