Movie Review: I Haven’t Watched “Black Panther” Yet, But I Know It’s Good
Today I’m reviewing a movie I really love, “Black Panther.” Well, actually, it doesn’t come out for a few more weeks and that means I […]
Opinion
Point: Mental Health Is So Important, Guys! / Counterpoint: I Wish That Depressed Loser With No Friends Would Fuck Off
Point: Mental Health Is So Important, Guys! By: Your RA Guys! Don’t you know mental health is so important? This campus is a safe space […]
Op-Ed: I May Be Best Buy Employee of the Month, But I’m Far From Perfect
I am no superhuman, I am no deity, I am simply Best Buy’s “Employee of the Month.” You may be thinking, “He has it all. […]
Op-Ed: Great, What Am I Supposed To Do With All This Leftover Rohypnol?
As a member of SAE, I’m pretty disappointed with the recent suspension of fraternity parties, but I’m even more disappointed that my large supply of […]
Point: Gazing Off My Balcony Reminds Me This Is My Time / Counterpoint: Can You See Me Smoking My Bong From The Street?
Point: Gazing Off My Balcony Reminds Me This Is My Time By: Claudia DeMonet There’s nothing that makes me feel more alive than watching the […]
Op-Ed: Look At Me, I’m The Captain Now
Well, well, well. Hello there. Don’t stomp your foot so hard — you’re only wasting your energy. “THERE’S A ROACH IN MY HOUSE,” you say? […]
Op-Ed: Weed Is Life
Weed is life, bro. Like, I don’t mean like it is like, literally life, but it sustains me. Every day I’m out on the porch […]
Edgy Kid In Philosophy Discussion Insists On Giving Genocidal Rhetoric “A Chance”
WESTWOOD — Starting off the new academic year strong, edgy third-year Jacob Shaw explained to his discussion section why they should all give the genocidal […]
Excited Freshman Loves Learning But At His Own Pace
WESTWOOD – In a conversation with the classmate closest to him in his Sociology 1 discussion, pre-economics major and first-year freshman Steven Coleman revealed that […]
Wait, Did Area Man Just Ask Me Out?
WESTWOOD — Sources are unsure whether area man Eric, just asked me out. We’ve had dinner together multiple times so I didn’t think it was […]