Report: Actually, This Pod Reserved
WESTWOOD — In an unexpected turn of events, local YRL patron Simone Defford approached a group of students today in what witnesses could only describe […]
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Senior Kinda Relieved “Best Time Of Her Life” Almost Over
WESTWOOD — Waking up bright and early for her 11 am class Wednesday morning, fourth-year Adrianne Moreno revealed that she was kind of relieved the […]
Study: Only 40% Of YRL Patrons Potty-Trained
According to a new study published by the UCLA School of Public Health, only 40% of students, faculty, and other visitors who utilize the university’s […]
BREAKING: Male RA Straight
WESTWOOD — Sources indicate that male RA Michael Uchida has demolished societal norms by not being gay. “This is a landmark moment for all male RAs […]
Report: Freshman Has Sophomore Standing
WESTWOOD — In an impressive display of power, first-year UCLA student Alana Kendrick announced last Tuesday that, despite the fact that it is her first […]
Area Douche Thinks Multi-Factor Authentication “Not That Bad, Man”
WESTWOOD — It has come out that area douche Michael Marks thinks that UCLA’s new multi-factor authentication is “not that bad, man”. “All you have to […]
Mom On Tour Thinks Royce Hall Looks Nice
WESTWOOD — Sources report that a mom taking a tour of UCLA thinks Royce Hall is nice. “It’s really a very nice place,” said the […]
Covel Voted Most Okayest Dining Hall
WESTWOOD — UCLA Dining reported this week that in a comprehensive poll of UCLA residents, students voted Covel the “most okayest” dining hall. “I don’t […]
This Class Actually Super Easy, Asshole Reports
WESTWOOD — Local asshole Kyle Logan reported this week that his Math 33A class is, in fact, “super easy.” “Honestly I don’t even try at all and […]
Westwood Gets Another Pizza Place, For Some Reason
WESTWOOD — Westwood residents were not that excited last week when a new pizza place, KONY Pizzeria, opened up around the corner from the FOX […]