Mom On Tour Thinks Royce Hall Looks Nice

WESTWOOD — Sources report that a mom taking a tour of UCLA thinks Royce Hall is nice. “It’s really a very nice place,” said the mom, pointing out the brickwork thousands of students pass by every day without noticing. “I had heard UCLA was a pretty campus, but I must say, I never expected it to have such a nice hall with columns and old bricks. I think you would fit in very well here, in fact, I can just see you going to college here, right Timmy?” she said to her high school junior son, who reportedly hid behind a column as the tour continued. Timmy’s mom was not as impressed with Bunche, which she said looked “much less nice.”

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