Weird! This Woman Has Legs For Days

ISLE OF MAN — Sources report that local woman Amy Fuller has got a real pair of stems on her. “I’ve seen a leg or two in my day, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t have the longest couple of shanks I’ve ever seen in my life. I mean, look at those gams!” said Evan Carlson, who routinely observes Fuller at her workplace. “She could step on me with those sticks and I’d thank her for her service.” At press time, Fuller was enjoying the weather up there.

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